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[M. @blndvnt]

me rushing home to do absolutely nothing

[Adaora💕🫧 @nifes_n0tes]

People that pronounce pineapple as “penaipu”, what exactly is your problem 😭?

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

just realized I'm not 19 anymore... in fact, I haven't been 19 for a long time...

[݁ @headlessbuffys]

"twitter is so toxic"

me the second i opened it:

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[yu 🕷️🕸️ @antherpartofmee]

when the cramps get really bad but i still refuse to take anything

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

me in primary school watching my notebook fly over me because i didn't underline the topics and i didn't wrap my book

[Electric Nwanyi @TheIfunanya]

Marriage ensures even the poorest man has a servant for free.

[Ojos color sol @ojoscol0rsol]

Cuando aprendiste a controlar la lengua pero no la mirada

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I'm so overwhelmed with the amount of things I want to buy

[x @x6o2z]

“this too shall pass” ok but could it pass a little more quickly

[goggles @proantisnark]

Big after moving to Paris:

[ivy♣️ @Ivy2jkuv]

“U don’t need lashes” nigga I don’t need u

[mika @mikasagrada]

minha cara quando começam a adicionar mais pessoas aos nossos planos (já não vou)

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

“Why are you always at home”

Make I go stand for main road??

[Tife💞 @tife_jenny]

Even in your imagination, you’re still second. That’s crazy.

[superlady. 💗 @phine_oxo]

“am fine”
“have done it”
“it okay”

[ibuprofen🇦🇷 @JenomSenju]

they paid my salary today.
Bought fuel 30k, router sub 30k, cooking gas 15k, light 20k.
Money has finished.
And you people are still doing Igbo v Yoruba 😂💔

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[Stephanie paul @Stephaniepaul42]

No confrontation. Just observation. 👀😂