ZenSpag

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

At this point bro LinkedIn is turning into Instagram 💀

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

How tf can one hit on me and proceed to say you have a boyfriend

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

I look back at my ig stories archive and im acc so cringed out

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

Caffe Nero at Heathrow is playing some bangers at 2:38am in the morning I’m barely staying awake but what a time to be alive 🤙

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

My greatest achievement in the past week is probably getting scammed twice by the same Uber driver

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

Bruh if I know you and you viewed my LinkedIn profile and you didn’t connect with me that’s just honestly very rude

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

Hello world, I’m finally awake at 9am (new recent high score)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There are no coincidences

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

I’m so tempted to subscribe to YouTube premium cuz these ads are really annoying tf outta me

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

New year new arcteryx

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

People in the UK arguing about showering in the morning or at night while I shower 3 times a day (except weekends) #clean #cleanbodycleanlife #idontcareaboutwaterbills #capitalism

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

The day people in my course find my tiktok is the day I will start locking myself in my room

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

Bro I just saw a comment saying Ukraine maxed out their gems on eagle artillery after joining the NATO clan 💀

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

What the actual fuck.

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

i bet queen elizabeth couldn’t even squirt

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, threat of Nuclear war but watching Ronaldo play in the Europa league is where she drew the line

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

Literally 2 days before I leave this happens #morememories

[ZenSpag @zenchinaman]

What a depressing night how tf did Danial win all that in poker