Sabyasachi

Founder. Dogfather. Schezwan Dosa Hater.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

Underneath all the branded clothes, fancy shoes and the latest and best gadgets, I’m just a simple man with simple needs.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

Looking to raise ₹1cr for a social commerce, video-led, AI driven solution to bridge the gap between urban tourists and authentic rural homestays. Can anyone help please?

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

@shudhdesicomic ka Comic-Con Pune show was outstanding. 50% amazing jokes 50% “Bhai phone neeche kar le.”

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

@BakwasRadio Achi baat hai. Thok ke tod do Ola aur phir bechare Bhavish ko gaali do.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

@svembu Hi Sridhar, we’re building an app that empowers rural communities and social entrepreneurship via tourism and its network effects. Would love to connect with you and seek your guidance.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

After watching all of his films, and characters that cannot communicate honestly with each other, I want to know, who hurt Luv Ranjan so bad in life?

(Apart from his creepy ways named in the #MeToo movement)

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

@matoxley He’s completing all the side quests.

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Shoutout to all the Bhopalis out there! Love travel? Love creating content? Let’s have a catch up over coffee and talk about how we can make the most out of the things we love doing!

This Saturday, 14 December, Handcrafted Cafe. No registration required, just hop in!

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

Bhopalisms - This guy on a scooter once almost fell in front of my car and I shouted “bhai mere saamne hi maroge kya?”

My man replied “Jiske liye marna tha woh toh kab ka chhor ke chali gayi!”

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

The most important document of my life. Printed in 13 minutes. @deepigoyal @albinder @letsblinkit I think you already know but I want to emphasise on how much your product means to small businesses. From one (very minuscule) founder to two giants - I f*cking love your ecosystem.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ethel. She is minding her own business. And her neighbor's business. It's called multitasking. 13/10

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

Do you know why Superman cannot trade in bitcoins after sunset?

It’s crypto night.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

@anny_arun Ted Lasso Season 4? 😂😂😂

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

This needs to be resolved if we want more talent from SEA countries to come up. People love the sport. It’s just not accessible and inclusive.

[Simon Patterson @denkmit]

Mandalika crowd problems continue. Main grandstand seats about 30,000 - and I reckon there's about 500 people in it right now.

Spoke to many MotoGP mad locals who just can't afford tickets. General admission tickets are €30 on an island where monthly minimum wage is €150.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

When your manager says “you will have to wear many hats.”

[RiderOnTheStorm @swatieyz]

my little treasure

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mushu. She's watching in horror as you burn all the sticks she worked so hard to bring to you. It's like you think they grow on trees or something. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

I have a question for some ADV bike owners.

Woh photographers ko dekh ke suddenly foot pegs pe khada hona zaroori hai kya?

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

Bengalis think guacamole is stupid.

Because it’s made of a-boka-do.

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

What happens when you’re that friend who yaps about food all day?

One friend orders a burger, the other makes upma. They both say “look what you made me do.”

Sure. I’m the one to blame. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Sabyasachi @zendork]

If you eat fries off The Hoff’s back,

Are they hassleback potatoes?

[We Assess Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

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