Sune Sørensen

Director of Education at Filuren Children's Theater

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Who made this?!!?!

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I'll tell you why C-3PO has one red arm now.

His gold arm broke, and the red one was on sale.

Not sure why we made a big mystery about it.

[Myspacemafiaboss Unleashed 2.0 @myspacemafioso]

Kjenner på genseren til en jente i baren
Meg-100% bomull?
CottonEyeJoe(fra andre siden av baren)-98% cotton,2% polyester
*jenta går til ham*

[Peter Falktoft @peterfalktoft]

Den gyldne regel i denne politikerledets guldalder er; når Enhedslisten, DF og Lib. Alliance er enige, så er den god nok #dkpol

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album.

[tough barton @Tuftebarten]

Før Kopernikus trodde man at det var enebærbusken som gikk rundt oss.

[TvitterBestemor @TvitterBestemor]

Som enke og pensjonist blir det mange timer alene her i lenestolen. Det går da stort sett greit. Men det hender jo jeg savner 2Pac.

[TvitterBestemor @TvitterBestemor]

Det finnes ikke global oppvarming, bare dårlige klær.

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

HIMYM finale prediction:
Barney Stinson is Ted Mosby's Tyler Durden.

[TvitterBestemor @TvitterBestemor]

De tingene jeg angrer mest på i dette livet har jeg gjort i vaffelrus.

[Alan Scherstuhl @studiesincrap]

Somewhere, at this moment, Satan curses and admits that his plan to take over the world through '80s D&D just isn't going to work out.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Alright, yeah, actually... it's exactly what it looks like.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If there's a heaven, I hope Harold Ramis is making Aristophanes, Cervantes & Molière sing "Da Do Run Run Run"

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

nsfw holodeck programs

[Greg Stolze @GregStolze]

Holy crap, someone cracked Voynich! http://t.co/ON9pOMbEqW #fb

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

Mambo no. 6 is Lou Bega calling all those girls to tell them he has AIDS