Lisan Al-Gaib

Your boo’s don't mean anything to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Oh damn I thought her podcast was bad.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Bobbi Althoff makes her rapping debut on Sukihana’s new song “Bills Paid” 😭🔥🎵

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

What are you expecting from a woman who sold a candle that smells like her vagina?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Gwyneth Paltrow stars in new campaign for Israel luxury housing development ‘51PARK’ in Herzliya.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?"

"What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡"

Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup #worldcup2026

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

City genuinely could owe Arsenal and Liverpool close to £1Billion in damages between them.

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

@PeakSxnti Everything ever tweeted by @UTDTrey

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Real Madrid fans are hilarious, they still think they have this magic pull and signing Galácticos wins you everything. Saliba is comfy. How about Martinelli + Jesus for Vini? 🤡

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

Vini Jr situation is understandable; imagine carrying a club for years, winning and scoring in 2 UCL finals only for your president to bring and prioritize a new shiny toy who has never done anything over you.

Just do a swap deal with Arsenal for Saliba + €60m.

[jodie @jodiepetite]

happy 3 week anniversary to those who celebrate 🥳

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

This World Cup is going to be all about the midfields. For me, that puts Spain, Portugal and England as my favourites, in that order.

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

The Premier League split revenue fairly across all teams so they all grew together, instead of just funding the biggest clubs. That’s why Crystal Palace can appoint Pierre Sage.

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

FUCK FYCK FUCK THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Sage finished second with RC Lens, won the Coupe De France and qualified for the Champions Legaue

and now he is joining a midtable club in Europa League

Premier League has DESTROYED Football with its money

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

The democrats in America need to hire Mehdi Hassanto reach them how to debate the tight wing in the media. He made PBD look like those student Charlie Kirk would debate.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Why is this even news in America, it's disgusting how normal this is. I pray theres no mass shootings during this world cup but I'm certain America won't surprise me,

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri

[@TheAthleticFC]

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Says the guy with the worst takes in football.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

These kind of posts being used to rage bait United fans are funny cos if we play that game, oh boy. It's over for your legends. 😭

[Jamie Kent @BigBearKentlaar]

Genuinely deep it.

They’re actually trying to banter us for WINNING THE PREMIER LEAGUE.

Oh how the times have changed.

[D🎭🐉🏆 @vantee_spartaa]

A certain team finished 10th.
A certain team played 40 games all season.
Another team had a near death escape from relegation
£400m spent to finish 5th & 25 points behind Arsenal

^^ yet these lot are the loudest

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

@RodinSimi West Ham had a clause he could only sign for a team with Championd League football. You never had a chance.

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Classy from Villa.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Pep Guardiola is in tears and Villa provide a guard of honour as Bernardo Silva leaves the pitch for the last time as a Man City player…

Absolutely brilliant stuff 👏❤️

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

I can’t wait to read his sob story about his mental health in a few weeks fat fucking bastard

[2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @TheEthioGunner]

Do kickups now you fat cunt

[Lisan Al-Gaib @zenmastergoat]

Hasn’t won a title since.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Back in 2024, when Erling Haaland told Mikel Arteta to "stay humble" 😅🏆