Zeno

Applicante, ma non si intelle.

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This is the software you pay a third of Planet Earth to.

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Excited about farming like only a software engineer can

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La mia lettera d'amore a @jaxofficial e @FabriFibra, a celebrare la collaborazione tra i due artisti che mi hanno cresciuto: https://t.co/1cv6OzMqb2

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When you ask yourself whether your goals are in the right place

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Nobody likes people who are not fun. Not even people who are not fun.

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Anybody else listen to Peter's theme from Peter and the Wolf and be like:

"That motherfucker Peter is fresh af"

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Can’t suspect your porn folder if you leak your father’s first

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The thin line between “I can trust myself” and “I know I can trust myself”.

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I am not an uncultured peasant like you. I only watch super-hero movies in French with subtitles

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Obliterating mountains, razing cliffs to the ground, from a giant, steaming, flying steel monster. What could be manlier than ironing?

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Conosco una che è stata con un metalmeccanico. Ha contratto CCNL.

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Getting bored of blue cheese. Can somebody give cheese cancer or smth?

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This gonna sound weird out of context, but you shouldn’t heat a cat from both sides.

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I need fog lights inside my car more than I need them outside

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I’ll just replicate that native feature in HTML. What could go wrong

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I hurry to reach the airport. A place where I wait.

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Airberlin still knowing what sweet sweet cash feels like

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Making holes, when suddenly: @BryanCranston

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Ahhh I feel so healthy

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Supporting @RealAlexJones in the war for humanity
https://t.co/ren5MycE1B.
How did I fare?