Vain Angel

Just a girl who's always late to the party

[Vain Angel @zenonflux]

@erpdc @RachelNoise my mother

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@RachelNoise Depends on classification of your miscellaneous items. my misc. drawer is for odd shaped kitchen utensils... so yes, the pizza cutter goes in the misc. drawer

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Because we didn't nearly 3 months of stay home orders. cabin fever is real.

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Ladies, stop lying.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

It should not be forgotten that China is crushing all freedom in Hong Kong, and no one on the American Left cares.

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This, this is why some states have castle law. This is why the 2nd amendment is important.

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Women don't call men pigs for no reason. We call them pigs for things like, cheating on your GF while she's out of town. Then blaming the GF for his cheating.
#pigs #toogoodtobetrue #

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Boyfriend's dog has diarrhea all over the guest bedroom...

boyfriend decides get a pro shampooer instead of use mine...

boyfriend then proceeds to shampoo my entire house. Winning!

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@RiotGrlErin

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@MiseryHighlight when it's too heavy for you guys to come in for an interview on the couch

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More people and bosses need to realize this. The world would be a much better place.

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5 pharmacies later... still no passport photo. WTF

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Every morning I wake up to snuggles and love from my furry heathens... then I remember they're fat asses and just want me to get up and feed them.
#AnimalRights

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I don't feel like adultng today. I feel an office nappy nap is on the menu

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@RiotGrlErin hells yes!

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@ok_one_more First cassette: Red Hot Chili Peppers' Under the Bridge

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@ParallelCause @KarmaPolice238 Murica!

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@islandpride808 @mistrustme1 They ain't called fuck me pumps for no reason 🤷

[Vain Angel @zenonflux]

If you want your man to complete his honey-do list... reward him with a BJ for every completed task.