Unfunny Reference

Sentence fragments. Superficial description. Self-indulgence.

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

lol “pay us to see fewer ads.” incredible

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

wow twitter invented twitter lists, incredible

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

guess nws wasn’t fucking around when they said “severe thunderstorms”

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

what a peculiar review of a university…

[Shadow | iDOL GRAND PRIX @FesIllumi]

"Miki Hoshii isn't real"

Okay then, explain this.

[とあるん @toarutoa]

一般人「IKEAの看板のキャラ可愛いな〜」

オタク「！？！？！？」

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

So someone helpfully used my email address to create a https://t.co/9Qf2R54f30 account. The link in their email to say "hey, I didn't make this goddamn thing" requires you to log in.

What the fuck?

Guess now I need to reset the password on that, so I can delete it?

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

Do you remember when you joined ｔｗｉｔｔｅｒ? I do! #MyｔｗｉｔｔｅｒAnniversary

man you’d think that with the ｐｏｗｅｒ of ai they’d gin up a less shit image

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

is steak a snack these days? man i’m even more out of touch than i thought

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

also i don’t know if that’s twitter’s ugly cent sign or ios’s ugly cent sign, but that thing’s awful

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

Wow, an email from a university i graduated from a decade ago asking me what to do with the 60¢ i had left on my id.

Maybe i’ll ask them to mail me a check.

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

you what

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

Update: tasted like caloriemate.

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

wonder if that matters

probably a good supplement to an sandwich, even if those are dry as hell

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

plus side, sandwich still nice and cold

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

sure is nice that those abs/tcs/airbag lights only went on this morning when i was driving on ice and shit, and are apparently fine now when i’m just hiding in my car to eat lunch.

who needs abs on ice in the cold anyway

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

considering there’s like another 10 hours of snow, that should be more like 7.5". wonder how they fucked that

[Unfunny Reference @zenostein]

Hey, has anyone said how much they're looking forward to both balls dropping tonight