Zen Render

Silverback techie from Vancouver w/ex-wife and 2 kids. Have worked in Games, VFX, and Managed Services IT since Win31 and Netware. Pre-web Internet. He/Him/His.

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@TheBloggess And do we pronounce it “Ghevve” or is it still “JeFF” because the second F is silent?

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@byduncanshields Biblically accurate wacky waving inflatable noodle man!

Sorry, what’re we doing here? Am I doing it right?

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@byduncanshields “BeeeEE not a…falling down the ladderrrrr”

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@byduncanshields (Looks up from Last of Us on PS3)

[Duncan Shields @byduncanshields]

All's I'm sayin' is that if 'root' is Aussie slang for sex and 'toots' are farts, then Yosemite Sam being the 'rootinest tootinest cowboy in the West' is painting a different image for me now.

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@Destinysraven I was giving blood once here in Vancouver, and a woman across from me was doing the thousand yard stare and rubbing her feet together like that and I was thinking "Yeah, I do that when I'm falling asleep, too" and then she *fainted.*

So, that might be another time she does it.

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@zack_overflow Puts me in mind of SLMR (Silly Little Message Reader) from the dos/BBS days. It had SO MANY EXTRA little noises and window effects (for dos terminal) compared to the stayed terminals of just about everything else we ran at the time.

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@dustychipura Certainly not as intense, but a very strong "Oh, right, I'm an imposter: I forgot."

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@dustychipura Hooboy I hear you. Had a pretty bad wobble over the weekend about meeting a musician I aspire to achieving the level of, and then coming down HARD when I realize he thinks I was trying to soak him for free consulting, instead of like "Hey, we might get along, maybe?" friends.

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@RayRedacted @kehlarn Needs a fax cover sheet if it’s legit.

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@furan And why do they pull focus/attention SO much harder than other coloured LEDs? Is it because daylight and sky? Like? We see a blue light and our lizard brains think “Tiny bit of sky? What’s that?”

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@RielHahn @CBCStephenQuinn Like businesses who "can't operate if minimum wage is raised," the "landlords" who complain they'll lose their (2nd, 3rd) houses if renters don't cover their mortgage FOR them... you can't afford the house, and you're asking others to afford it FOR you.

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@Destinysraven Link for those shoes? I know someone who needs at LEAST one pair.

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@Destinysraven Timer. It's all about timer. And not using any fisheye filters/lenses.

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@Destinysraven I've been told *I* need to get myself a pair of these insane $75 "Labyrinth" pattern leggings that we found online because my ladyfriends would very much like to see me in them.
That's good, right? Right?

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@Destinysraven Do digital ones count?

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@CBCStephenQuinn Hey Hal, how about some daylight?
I’m sorry Day, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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@2DArray I'll go you one better: SpaceSniffer. What it lacks in tree view, it more than makes up for in clear visuals and *LIVE* continuously updating map of the volume/folder/share in question. Open SpaceSniffer and watch the growing folder flash.
https://t.co/e8fsowskYP

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@MS_athlete Gonna get towed.

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I look forward to seeing @ThrasherDan in the new Wonka prequ-... oh, that's NOT him? Never mind, then. Somebody owe Daniel some money for the impersonation, though, right?