scott jann

Husband, dad, software engineer, linguist, geek, photographer, driver, ketogenic

[scott jann @zenwheel]

@atpfm My elegant HD HomeRun mounting solution

[scott jann @zenwheel]

We watched Don’t Look Up last night and I don’t think it was very realistic… that so many conservatives would have gone somewhere without any guns. #JustLookUp #DontLookUp

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@caseyliss 3 second build times? I wish I could just launch Xcode in that time, launching 13.1 takes ~35 seconds on my Intel Mac.

[scott jann @zenwheel]

@Tall_Beets we were at the waterfront of Lake Superior climbing on rocks yesterday and my 9yo says “here it is, truck to refrigerators…”

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I know “your” vs. “you’re” is hard for some people, but I just saw someone use “you’reself” 🤔

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@marcoarment But the logo doesn’t glow

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@Tall_Beets whenever Gabe shows up in The Office, my daughter and I race to recite the line from Melissa McCarthy's masterpiece Spy (2015) "that guy doesn't deserve a throat"

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@caseyliss pi-hole + iCloud Private Relay (Beta) = why do my games have ads?

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@thingles I got that one for Christmas and spent the day building it with my eldest daughter. We also build the Women of NASA together. ❤️

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@TheRock my third grade twins have to write a paper on an exceptional person, one chose Albert Einstein, the other chose you ❤️

[scott jann @zenwheel]

If there’s another Shrek movie, I hope it’s named “Star Shrek”.

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No time felt as long as that between reading "To Be Continued..." and when Back to the Future II came out four years later.

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@TMBGdotLOVE that story of twins reminded me of this video of my twins, 6 years ago (we still listen together, they're in 3rd grade now) https://t.co/yxeI81orw3

[Kevin J. Maroney 🐀 @womzilla]

Here's a table of what happens in the 6 un-called states based on the % of yet-to-be-counted votes go to Biden. Blue = Biden lead.

Uncounted estimates and current lead based on AP https://t.co/QgH05770HD, except Arizona from CNN around 10:30 PM Eastern. https://t.co/NkZ9tQZmRw

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@marcoarment Seeing police pepper spray people outside my office in Minneapolis, buildings burning where I go with my kids and an army outside my friend’s house—paralyzed is the right word. I’m hopeful things will change. We have to make them change.

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@tiffanyarment @marcoarment @siracusa 🤨

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@marcoarment @tiffanyarment @siracusa what if Rey is a Palpatine?

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@Tall_Beets My kids and I put this together this weekend for the twins' birthday next Wednesday, Office-style https://t.co/x6C2EBsVmH

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@Tall_Beets I was just watching “Take your daughter to work day” with my twin boys who noticed their middle names are Michael and Scott “just like him!” 😬