Candace Jaymes

Don't cut yourself on my broken pieces...

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@FLOTUS @HHSGov Are you also concerned about the growing epidemic of people shooting our children? #stfuwithyourfakeconcern

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@MeghanMcCain She comes prepared and that bothers you? There's a lot at stake here. Don't be an asshole. Sometimes you are such a fucking hypocrite. Don't be mean to me because my dad was a national treasure... why don't you try living up to his legacy? #snarkybitch

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@TorreySmithWR #classact Best of luck to you in your future endeavors!

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@jeffpearlman @realDonaldTrump #classic #bigmacgorgingsweatblimp

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

I always look orange... this dude and his antics, there just are no words descriptive enough to describe what an utter moron he is. #orangefatasswaronlightbulbs

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Moron.

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

yeah...

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

6 e-cigarette deaths ever: Vape control now!

36,000 gun deaths annually: Thoughts and prayers.

[The Dodo @dodo]

Wild dolphin befriends every person and dog he sees 🐬💙

[Sully Sullenberger @Captsully]

An important initiative from @AuschwitzMuseum - we must we always remember and honor the victims of such incomprehensible inhumanity and hate. We all have a duty to prevent it from ever happening again.

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@realDonaldTrump You are out of your fucking mind #TraitorTrump

[Chet Powell 🌊🍑⚖️🇺🇸 @ChetPowell]

@realDonaldTrump I like presidents who don't invite the terrorists who planned & committed the 9/11 attack on the anniversary of the attack👆🏽

...especially when our police, firefighters & EMS heroes are STILL dying from it.👇🏽 #UnfitToBePresident https://t.co/kWo2lXnLns

[🌬MICA H B R o w n 🎈 @micahbrownmusic]

Holy fook

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@gtconway3d You are using too big of words for him... you need to dumb it down... way way down. #dumbassdonnie

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@realDonaldTrump You're still on this? How about you actually do your JOB? #pettypettylittleman

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

This administration is nothing but a shit show.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

You. Can't. Make. This. Stuff. Up. What does the DOJ think these car companies may have done "wrong?" Fixed prices? Lowered safety? Nope. Worked together to make their cars more environmentally friendly than the Trump administration wants. https://t.co/FLqn4kE41M

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@thealehouse1034 @TitosVodka Bad ass! #nothingbuttitosinmyglass

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

@realDonaldTrump you are such a pathetic piece of shit... how about that hurricane that's ready to pound the Carolina's? Or perhaps that dive boat tragedy. #fuckingbiggestloser

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

This... we can never repay them for their service

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

For real though

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

Patiently waiting for all the 'RESPECT THE TROOPS' folk who lost their sh*t at a black man kneeling, to say something about their beloved president literally stealing money from the military to pay for his medieval wall. Your silence, as always, speaks volumes.

[Candace Jaymes @zenxandi]

GOT MINE! Thank you!!

[TOOL effing TOOL @Tool]

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