James 🇦🇺🇺🇲

Australia 💛💚 USA ♥️🤍💙 Real Madrid 🤍

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[فقير @betissa5er]

زاوية نظر ميسي لما يحاول يسوي عرضية

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

School shooter at streamer university call that a stream sniper

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Emu night (1/2)

[SC @somosciclon]

Hay que aprovechar ahora que los 2 están distraídos e invadirlas

[JEFE 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @FSucculent]

jai un lien avec tous les pays qualifies pour la demi-finale:
- France: je suis francais
- Angleterre: je vis en Angleterre et ma femme est anglaise
- Espagne: mon meilleur ami vit a Madrid
- Argentine: je suis instable financierement

[Sergio Alvarez ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @seergioalvarez]

@maps_black En Paraguay es ilegal porque sino todas las mujeres perderian a sus esposos

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Noy @nk_plnt]

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[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster

[Setym⚡️⚡️ @Setym1488]

@saccardiop

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

she took my boxers off and my glock 40 fell out hit the ground and shot her cat

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Rush @CFCRushh]

Wallahi arteta would be dead if arsenal played here

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

🤥🤥🤥

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

雪化粧で頬を赤らめてる車の表情が可愛すぎる

[IGI ?🇵🇱? ¿🇮🇩¿ ‽🇬🇱‽ @Igi_POLCOM]

This reads like tweet from Gotham city

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.