Joe Zeoli

I’m oddly good at lawn games.

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What the fuck time is it?

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@myBurbankNEWS It’s about time!! How much time and money has already been wasted???

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How many Belichicks are gonna lose their jobs this week?

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@myBurbankNEWS Still waiting on the live report from @AshleyErikson2 🤣

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@GamblingPodcast Uh, winner. No contest.

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It’s the dot dot dot that kills me.

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@Housequake The 2nd Troubadour show in 2011. I was standing outside with $1,000 cash but couldn’t find a ticket. From what I could hear from outside, that show rocked.

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Happy Halloween! From an alien, a skeleton and two ghouls. @myBurbankNEWS

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Is The Slap the greatest April Fool’s joke ever pulled? Guess we’ll find out tomorrow. #WilllSmith #ChrisRock #Slapgate

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@NBCSchultz @myBurbankNEWS @BurbankH2OPower Not sure why BWP isn’t working with residents to install solar panels on every home. We could be 100% green in a few years.

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Hey ⁦@myBurbankNEWS⁩ Here’s a video for a DIY No Sew Face Mask, Easy & Quick for Anyone. All you@need is a bandana and elastics (or hair ties). https://t.co/LvnrfofBCf

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@AndrewGil @myBurbankNEWS I was at TJs on Alameda yesterday. They let me bring my own bags in, but I had to bag it myself - which I normally do. They were also providing paper bags for free if you left your bags in the car.

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@myBurbankNEWS Did they give a reason why? We’ve been ordering from them once a week for support. I hope everyone is OK.

[Joe Zeoli @zeojoe]

@myBurbankNEWS According to https://t.co/nOrt0AIFni, my mail in vote has NOT been counted and is still being processed...

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myBurbank's Position on Measure I: VOTE YES - https://t.co/JV2vk1lloj

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@BillFaria001 @CNN They’ve been selling these at LA fairs for years. So gross.

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[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Incredibly powerful @sandyhook 'Back-to-School' PSA. We don't have to accept this as normal.

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Interesting article here.
https://t.co/w2R1UPlMG6

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

Hey so today they discovered there is a cancer-causing ingredient in Zantac.

SO HAPPY they tell pregnant women this is safe to take twice a day throughout a pregnancy!

Love,

Someone who took Zantac twice a day during her entire pregnancy on doctor’s orders.