ahmed 🍜

generational matcha hater

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

Nobody got you like you’ve got yourself fr

[ahri @kisslandcrush]

niggas with an oled monitor will MAKE SURE you know they have an oled. gay ass niggas.

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

Don’t forget to have fun. None of this shit really matters.

[` @schiz04renic]

identical twins: do y’all both need separate gym memberships or can one membership cover both if you go at different times

[prim @plntprim]

your political views do define you btw

[ً @artfuIchaos]

why tf is the pressure to “be the bigger person” always placed on the person who was wronged?

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

maybe i need to watch it again but brand new day was alright

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[mark @mmarkgm]

yes, as a man, i believe i can land a plane if the situation calls for it.

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

money follows my brother

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

@sofiechsht aur bahar ka kaana kao 😂

[Jarrad Clark @JarradTX]

I know what I’m about

[bettyy💕 @ohgolbb]

i actually want to stop using my phone

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

https://t.co/ozPShjLH4m

[ahmed 🍜 @zepptii]

https://t.co/GzGPbg50SL

[X @Xouy17]

People be lying, knowing they lying, knowing you know they're lying, and still lie.

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

this is top 3 funniest vids on the internet

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

It’s over for me in some regards but that just frees me up to do other things