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wasn’t crazy about it tbh

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Gatekeeping my local 700mm imax theater

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@janhopi

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Battle of Hastings 2 is not happening

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Telehealth assisted suicide where they just watch you over zoom and cheer a little

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We all pried open our first UMD right (daxter)

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Fender bender bc I was rubbernecking Shakespeare in the park:/

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Gonna kick the shit outta this later like Chuck McGill

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actually walked in this spot and said two Olivia Rodrigo donuts please

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Sorry officer she’s in my heart so you can’t see her but the carpool lane is fine

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there are two wolves inside me, both alike in dignity

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Sixty-one, half dozen of the other

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easy trick to speed up overnight oats called hot style and this mason jar is burning me

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Literature I know her

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Don’t worry boss the gum is for my zyn problem not my drinking problem

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ed, edd n etiquette

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a counterpart to the GEICO gecko called the insurance frog and they threaten to 5150 him if you don’t buy it and the tag is ‘don’t commit insurance frog’

[boop @xboxbodywash]

I'm Arrakis sober tonight no spice or hands in strange womens' boxes

[Kilo @OilyWhisper68]

Imagine Trevor Moore Wesker

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@rationalwalk Please warn your children about the dangers of gateway literature.

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@DujieTahat @LAReviewofBooks @TokyosBurning This poem has been stuck in my teeth since I read it, and I figured you might enjoy as well!