god king of the haunted lake

fuck it. All Along The Watchtower 1:18-1:20 • he/him

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I only have one because everything else I ever thought deserved to be said

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Barbie was dope I wish moms were real

[Dead Necessity @DeadNecessity]

Dropping this here before the app is kaput

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@JDubs0217 Gabe when he has a light snack

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Boy dinner

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Once again fuck Ticketmaster

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@Iannaisimagina1 Beaked*

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A filling popped out of my molar today and I broke my car mirror AND Freya stole my hot pocket please god give me a break

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Nobody:

Centrist skateboarders:
Don’t shred on me

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How did the algorithm know this

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Dude who doesn’t have to worry about women wanting to touch him complains about wearing condoms

[Opeyemi @OpeyemiDrift]

Why does it always fall on the man to wear a condom when there are female condoms too?

[myla @margaritamyla]

they never shoulda let a white boy like me have a pocket full of sunshine

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Kong, King Kong of the Monsters & Kongzilla, God of the Monsters Who Is Also King - CoKings in Space: The Movie: The Game: The Novelization

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@WrenRiots @floralzelda Cosmo and Wanda on the tl tbh

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SMOSH IS FUCKING BACK BABY

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The grimace shake un-ironically slaps harder than any other

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@batibatss the vessel requires maintenance.

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My band is finally ready to start having some presence online. Please share/check us out if you aren’t my enemy ⁦@DeadNecessity⁩ https://t.co/vnlbdpspuK

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

Happy Pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. you are loved and seen!