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Something about the duality of man.

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@Spottyroo Thats how you run at 166% power

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@chrisxjetsf00 @VLONEPREDATOR Accept, not except.

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@SwannMarcus89 The guy is openly Maoist. If he had his way he'd have anyone resembling the median voter shot.

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@Stupercell Dornado?

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Shout out to the doordasher who risked his life to bring me a burrito during a tornado (I didnt tip).

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@AmauryCastelnot @dev_maims If you can't manage to get 90% on basic questions like can you slap your coworkers ass or call them a slur without reading the training they should just fire you for being retarded anyway.

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@cmsinvests Stocks are back on sale again

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god is alive in every bottle of miller high life

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@AverageDET @FootballGuy_Al The eagles won a SB with Nick Foles. A good backup can save your season.

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@MoMohler Genuinely asking, what makes a chicken lollipop better than just a normal drumstick?

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@beagles_kyle @BuschMVP I dont hate Happ like the rest of Cubs twitter but for the life of me I dont understand why Counsel insists on having him in the middle of the order and not 8th or 9th.

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@BurrowBeliever Cutty is a big step above the other three, too

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If the cubs insist on playing Happ he should at least be batting 9th.

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@NoahKingJr Spiritually, they already have.

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@JohnShock1999 @LucJGagnon Wow a midterm primary had lower turnout than a presidential election. What a shock!

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@PardonMyTake Team 2's first 2 picks are strong enough to easily win, even though I dont love 3 and 4

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@RieseDraft The HOF game is barely even football.

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@gamblingstacks @BarstoolBigCat If you are betting on Panthers vs Cardinals in the HOF game just go ahead and call that number

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The Dodgers never had a chance in hell after the Cookie Monster sang the stretch.