C Lac

Jean qui pleure et Jean qui rit

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@MarieBensimon J’adore votre humour !!

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

A summer holidays cartoon for the @guardian

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Definitely going to use a similar logic in all tabletop roleplaying games from now on.

This is one of my favorite tweets ever. You?

[Marc Gral @MarcGral]

C’est durant ce trajet qu’il a sauté sur une mine flottante 2/2
C’est ça la vraie histoire, pas la légende du père de Marine Le Pen.

[Le Gorafi @le_gorafi]

Un message important de la rédaction de votre journal de référence préféré en solidarité avec les sinistrés des incendies de cet été.

Pour la première fois de son histoire le Gorafi va faire quelque chose d’utile à la société.

Les bénéfices de la vente en kiosque du numéro d’août du journal du Gorafi seront reversés à la commune du Porge.

C’était ça ou la rédaction sortait un single « We are the Porge ».

Merci d’en prendre compte, de le partager, de le recopier et de le crier dans l’oreille de votre voisin le plus proche.

Les abonnés papier sont priés d’acheter le numéro en kiosque sinon on transfère leur abonnement au Figaro.

La rédaction.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Mason MacDonald @MmMacemac58]

@marlene4719

[goma @soigomaa]

I feel like if women started wearing meta glasses and exposing all the men who sexually harass them on a daily basis, men would shut down the idea of public surveillance down pretty fast
I think meta glasses are an invasion of privacy, but we might as well use them to our advantage

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@EPeuplu Et le marché du surdiagnostic du cancer du sein, octobre rose me dégoûte ( l oreal les perruquiers les marchands de bien être)

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@fineglace Je tenterai à la rentrée mais mes photos sont généralement pourrîtes. En tout cas j’ai eu plein de compliments, et des regards de bébés émerveillés .

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@EPeuplu Ça me débecte. Il devrait être le premier en taule .

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@schmurcks Un mouchoir en papier tortillé pointu

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

THEY INVESTED AND SAVED AND FINALLY GOT A PERSONAL DRIVER! 🙏😂😂

[Le Gorafi @le_gorafi]

29 juillet 2024 : Parlement européen - Faute de présences, le siège de Jordan Bardella transformé en relais colis https://t.co/HWIRqui2Er

[LittleTerfyBirdie @FluffWingBirdie]

Have you just tried smiling more 😂😂

[C Lac @zerealrabbit]

@Realndependence quelle raclure, même le bidet n'en voudrait pas .

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Menopause has taught me that calories no longer have to be consumed. Apparently eye contact is enough 😭

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A photographer captured photos of street cats and shared the results.