Notso-Flaco

GDC | Real Estate 🏡 | Dodgers ⚾ J2Y

[Notso-Flaco @Zerg_GDC]

At my funeral make sure there isn’t any Spanish music. I just want DnB and anything by Nate Dogg on full volume.

[Paul Hawkins @hthighway]

I have no idea what he's singing about, but I'm sure it a banger hit.

[Brian Maierhofer @brianmaierhofer]

It's honestly so simple... Just heal your family trauma, regulate your nervous system, break your addictions, process centuries of cultural trauma, repair your attachment style, reparent your inner child, and develop a spiritual practice that dissolves the boundaries between self and other... oh, and don't forget to pay rent, stay hydrated, answer emails, and remember to seem fine when someone asks how you're doing.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

dude watching the air bubble slowly work its way down his tubes

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[J @JayTC53]

OMG 🔥 We got a B1-B Lancer nighttime FLY OVER at UFC Freedom 250 🇺🇸

[𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐀 🇮🇪 @BuiltForLA]

THE WORLD IS HEALING

[Taco_Talks @taco_talks]

Wins fight, doesn’t speak English… gives the gospel in English by quoting John 3:16.

Beautiful

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

3,000 years from now some sensitive young man in the dusty corner of a college library is going to stumble across these long-banned images of the ancient mythic nation once known as America on a rusty USB stick and no one is going to believe him

[Lumen @LumenX_]

5 THINGS TO REMEMBER TODAY:

1. The Lord is my shepherd. (Ps. 23:1)
2. I can do all things. (Phil. 4:13)
3. Be still and know God. (Ps. 46:10)
4. Walk by faith, not sight. (2 Cor. 5:7)
5. God is love and light. (1 John 4:8)

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

WHO ELSE CAN ADMIT THAT ITS ONLY BY GOD’S GRACE AND MERCY THAT YOU ARE STILL HERE TODAY???

[LAMO @lookatmyopinion]

The issue with modern politics is that I’m not allowed to think this is fucking cool without accusations of being right wing

But I’ll take the accusations because this is fucking cool for a MMA weigh in

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Mexico’s starting eleven
Vamos Mexico!
#Worldcup

[MLB @MLB]

PLAY OF THE YEAR?! 😱

MIGUEL ROJAS WITH THE BAREHAND, FREDDIE FREEMAN WITH THE STRETCH!

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Just learned that the couple who aborted their baby for having Downs was a) documenting the story for weeks for clicks and b) has a disabled dog they've spent tons of $$ keeping alive. Anyone who pretends this is some morally gray issue rather that straight-up evil is either stupid or lying.

[𝔞𝔱���𝔞𝔰 @1AtlasInvictus1]

-spend all day with her
-take her to dinner
-take her to a movie
-take her back home, she wants to cuddle
-start cuddling, she falls asleep
-you turn on the ps5 in another room

[Foreign Horror Movies 🌍🔪 @foreignhorrors]

Walton Goggins as Freddy would lean so far into the theatrical menace that it might actually justify the reboot. That dude does not do anything halfway

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Dodgers crushing the Blue Jays in their first matchup since the World Series and then putting in the guy who ruined that World Series for Toronto to pitch is all-time mean

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

Me, after years of rebellion when I finally realized how much Jesus loves me.