アレクシス (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

2222 ♡ just trying to find out what’s tasty in busan

[アレクシス (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ @zerimarsixela]

me, ✨a sag sun taurus moon leo rising ✨ >>>>>>>>>>>>> you

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How it feels to say "chat" when you're not a streamer.

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood, 11:48pm:

LAPD cop smoking unknown substance. They then took me on a low speed chase.

45 mins later I filmed LAPD cops handcuffing and searching four Black guys for *smoking a vape* in a parked car.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

i think it’s very important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Just a friendly reminder: he is Muslim he don’t drink alcohol so this just pure vibes ❤

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is probably the most audibly clear and crisp I’ve ever heard any heckle ever. Bravo

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[scar @imfat]

"Don't you get lonely being by yourself?"

Me in my own world

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

"Bro we already smoked like 7 woods..."

I SAID ROLL UP

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffffg” in cat form before

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I didn't smoke before work today and they're asking me if I forgot to take my ADHD pills LMFAOOOOOO

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

When bees run out of energy, they fall asleep in flowers

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[Space Explained @SpacedExplained]

Nothing made me rethink my entire life the way Men in Black’s ending did

Funny thing is, this could be totally true and we’d never know.

[. @popslahoe]

evil never dies, it just reinvents itself. welcome back ppg

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

like woah