Amey

2 Chai, 2 Advance

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Going to other room to find something and forgetting it once you entered, is like, opening a browser to google something and ending up typing https://t.co/ihwsmHCWt7

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Going to other room to find something and forgetting it once you entered, is like, opening a browser to google something and ending up typing https://t.co/ihwsmHllBz

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Did Orange colour get its name from the fruit?
Or the Orange fruit got its name from the colour?

[Amey @zero_ctc]

New 500 Rupee Notes to be printed with a mask on Mahatma Gandhi's face to spread social awareness.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

@narale_95 it will... the day sudarshan chakra will start to offer vote banks

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Please tune in to India TV, Aaj Tak and Zee News for a mesmerising political drama based on a property debate success story between two religions, Hindu and Not Hindus.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

@narale_95 that's our flag.... peace(white) between hindu(saffron) and muslim(green)

[Amey @zero_ctc]

The Kapil Sharma Show has started with fake audience and laugh tracks. Was it any different before?
Paid audience and different laugh tracks everytime.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

I have noticed that I am starting to watch too many recipe videos for every other item to prepare, even for the ones for which I know the process.
Like for making Maggie, heating water, cooking up conspiracies.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

@narale_95 Of course to find, why would I need a pair of glasses if I have one waiting to be found.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

I need a pair of glasses to find a lost pair of glasses, which is why I have two pairs of glasses.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Someone told me that you need to make a to-do list to achieve your goals, so I made one.

To-do list:
1) Make a To-do list.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

In anticipation of guessing for the first organization to create Covid vaccine, did we just forget that there is still no vaccine?

[Amey @zero_ctc]

How many leaves must a plant give rise to,
Before you call it a tree?
#BlowingintheWind

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Best thread of the day. Especially for Tolkien fans. Magical.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

"Nothing is right or wrong."
Neither is the statement above.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Wider chessboards to be manufactured keeping in mind the much needed physial distance.
6 feets right?

[Amey @zero_ctc]

Movie shootings stopped due to the pandemic.
Anime creators remain unconcerned AS ALWAYS.

[Amey @zero_ctc]

@narale_95 bheyyyyyyyy... dont worry...we will blame Bhai for either one

[anurag parab @anuragparab18]

Agreed. Sometimes a single sheet of paper does determine your future. For example a death certificate.