Alisha Ferguson

I'm Alisha and I'm me. Tomboy and girly all at once. Punch drunk princess.

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@ZeroTheZombie @SamuraiMaxx Stop lying to him. He never looks good. :)

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

Relax, I'm a ninja.

[Ryan @RyanVanHolt]

Fuck you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than I've ever spent using Adobe.

[Alex @Zombie_Rockstar]

I went to a vegan restaurant once....Wait, no, that was just a florist.

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

Rapper: "I'm killing snitches, then I smoke a blunt get high and fuck they bitches" *wins award* Rapper "I just want to thank god..."

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@deadairdevil Just try your best. You get here when you get here. #LifeHappens

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@samuraimaxx @theanarchangel Max, that's not what mum and dad meant when they said you're ''special''

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

Can I be your mind fuck buddy?

[Annalise @DeadAirDevil]

I hate it when totally random strangers ask me stupid questions like "Why are you licking me?"

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

This is a public service announcement, reminding you to keep rocking! \m/

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp should probably start seeing other people.

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

I think I may have to punch @KingCole2012. Sorry Simon :p

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

WAKADOO!!!

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

I'm good at being a bad influence. :p

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@kingcole2012 And you'll take full advantage of that won't you? :)

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@aoifelockhart @itsjuliahardy I second that!

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

''Yo, where the bitches at?'' said the white Scottish girl.

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@Logan_Rayne @KingCole2012 Thank you loves :D

[Annalise @DeadAirDevil]

I heart @Zero_Girl #GirlCrush

[Alisha Ferguson @Zero_Girl]

@DragonBrain1 I heart you too, you crazy bitch :)