Sasquatch

When life hands you lemons, throw them at people.

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My spirit animal is a jackass.

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Thank you @sonicdrivein app & Sonic # 2410 for stealing money from me on NYE.

TL;DR version: ordered food, showed up & checked in 36 minutes before closing. Employees walked out & closed 35 minutes early.

@McDonalds came thru where Sonic dropped the ball & dropped it hard.

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@KFXLFoxNebraska Put the Bears game back on, you window-licking, mouth-breathing idiots.
#ChicagoBears #nfl

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Ever tried to use common sense and logic with someone who willingly purchased a Dodge Journey? You’ve lost the battle before it even started.

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I was bored enough to log into my Twitter account (after having deactivated Facebook). Looks like it’s still the polarized clusterfuck of “us versus them” that has me completely worn out on social media in general.

Faith in humanity decreased.

Logging out...

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The perfect coffee mug doesn’t exi—

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Live every day like...

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@timthetatman going for a solo win today in @FallGuysGame is going to be like “The Running Man”, with a bunch of pastel colored jellybeans instead of Jesse Ventura & Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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#CNNTownHall I’m more worried about running out of toilet paper than COVID-19. Especially after just eating spicy nachos.

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The year is 2120. The COVID-19 outbreak is now referred to as “The Anti-Vaxxer Plague”.

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“Step Brothers” is just a weird remake of “Strange Brew”.

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I just hit my exercise goal while dumping potato chips into a bowl. I’m not sure what to do with that information.

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Are people still using twitter? I stepped away for about six months, to clear my head. It didn’t work. But now I’m back because I can’t figure out how to make all my bitter comments into instagram-appropriate pictures.

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Tried listening to calming music while getting work done. 10 minutes, two visitors, & three emails later, I ended up switching over to loud, obnoxious shit to better suit my current disposition.

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Today in my life: Car fought the deer and the car won. 5 hours and $184 to patch it up.

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Checked my twitter feed this morning. Still full of biased political views (and the occasional nut-shot of someone biffing on a skateboard). Back to Instagram & reddit. I’ll check back around December. Maybe.

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Bacon, bird, and burger. The @BurgerKing “Nightmare King” totally lived up to its hype for taste. I’ll have to report out tomorrow on whether or not it actually gave me nightmares (as it’s purported to do).
#NightmareKing

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Two of these are rally vehicles that have seen some sh*t. The other is a Jeep.

#LemonsRally#HellOnWheels #RoadTrip #Hoopties #SummerRally #Rally #Rallying #LemonsWorld

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Roses are red,
I drink tonic with gin...

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@unreticentmind I’m actually a whole season behind at this point. 🤗

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I’ve started watching #AmericanHorrorStory on Netflix with season 1. I think they should’ve called it “What The Fuck Is Wrong With All These People?!?”