kristina 🎀😇

a big fat prairie bimbo

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

who needs a labubu when you have 2 laboobies

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

@I_Cant_Shout @BNONews Both pilots died

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

Yesterday, a colleague I had just met told me a wild fucking story about something he experienced, and I said:

“I’m too neurodivergent to know if you’re joking or not 😅”

he apologized! LOL and said he was totally kidding.

just a weeeeee bit gullible 😇

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

Skinner deserved better than shattered & death threats, and not just because he’s a smokeshow.

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

"I think he should be remembered for, kinda leading the way to two Cup Finals."

Connor McDavid was asked this afternoon about how he feels Stuart Skinner should be remembered as an Oiler.

📹: @EdmontonOilers

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

@nuggyyybabyyy excellent question. We won’t :(

[hayati 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 @hayatifag]

im hot

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

Danielle Smith is a loser, pass it on

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

I never came out, I just wore a pride pin on every single jacket I owned and was secretly in love with all of my friends

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i never came out i just started talking about kristen stewart a lot

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

as always, kristen stewart makes me wish she could step on my throat

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

@dietxcokewhore he wants them inside of him for suuuuure

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

tbh gonorrhea would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

like, I’m minding my business and BAM
I cough out of nowhere

such a smart system we got up in here

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

it’s wild how our bodies just… function

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

it’s wild how our bodies just… function

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Start that physical media collection NOW.

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

it’s fat femme Friday every day with this bod 😏

[hardcore butch grandma @coldcoldworld1]

for christmas i want every day to be fat femme friday..

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

genuinely hoping life is softer next year in every single way

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

leave my boyfriend paul dano alone you foot pervert!

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

22 & 68

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify listening age gap relationship

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I would let Anne Hathaway drink my blood willingly

[sana 🐝ꕤ @beeinmybody]

STOP TRYING TO BE NICHE ITS OK TO BE BASIC AND LIKE POPULAR THINGS MY GOD

[kristina 🎀😇 @zerochilllll]

@HaleyDagle @frankieats My family gets VERY mad at me for it lol 🤪🙃