zerochillsBill

Manchester United🔥🔥🔥

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Many Kenyan politicians proudly show off their luxury lifestyles, but with the cost-of-living crisis and the deadly anti-tax protests, young Kenyans see the flashy habits of officials as unacceptable.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

THIS SHOULD BE TRENDING!!!

[zerochillsBill @zerochills_bill]

@mithika_Linturi @rigathi We mzee. Anguka nayo🚮

[zerochillsBill @zerochills_bill]

Sad seeing her joyous expectation to shake hands with Sleepy Joe take the wrong turn. Really sad

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

THIS SHOULD BE TRENDING.

THIS IS UHURU PARK TODAY.

[zerochillsBill @zerochills_bill]

@kipmurkomen Ungekuwa umepanga meno vile unatupangia maisha ungekuwa Murkomeno.

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

The government (and CSs and governors) joining in efforts to help flood victims:

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

The amount of corruption against us this season.. this is mental. https://t.co/mdPqKSfQba

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

More on how JKIA was at night

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

It's raining again in Nairobi.

Here's a simple scientific explanation for the recent floods from

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea spent a billion on players and another billion on referees

https://t.co/dLP5xe8fwA

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

He needs to marry her asap 😭

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

AN INCREDIBLE END TO ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE DERBY GAMES YOU WILL HAVE EVER SEEN.

Step forward, Sir Amad Diallo ♥️

@ManUtd have won it in extra-time with seconds to go!!!

#EmiratesFACup

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A stunning solo strike 🤌

Kobbie Mainoo’s winner v Wolves has been voted the #PL’s Goal of the Month for February ⚽️✨

#MUFC || @PremierLeague

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Look at the reception Dortmund gave to AFCON Champion Sebastien Haller. Class. 👏

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

How governments work ... 😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you see Cabinet Secretaries running helter-skelter this week taking grainy photos with Elsa Majimbo in New York and Didier Drogba in Ivory Coast in under 24 hours, THE STAR today reports that Ruto has called for an extraordinary Cabinet Meeting on February 18th and a Cabinet Reshuffle is on the menu.

In the memo to all Ministers that went out last week, all Cabinet Secretaries have been instructed to compile a comprehensive report of all the field assignments they have carried out in the past one year, attaching evidence of media coverage and, get this, how those trips gave the Gov't value for money.

Among the Ministers who shall be going to that extraordinary Cabinet Meeting with their hearts in their mouths include Mekatilili wa Menza wannabe Aisha Jumwa, Serial Blackout Dispenser Davis Chirchir, Tanking Kenya Shilling Watchman Njuguna Ndung'u, Bottom-down Lopsided Explainer Alice Wahome, and that Cabinet Alien from Olenguruone Zachary Njeru.

Opinion is still divided on whether Education Shiesh Ezekiel Machogu should be added more misery after his hands were seen visibly trembling last weekend at a function in Kisii where he came face to face with the Lion of Bobasi who dared him to say ng'we if he wanted to see what Didmus Barasa saw at a polling station in Kibra in 1906.

Also likely to join the clemency list is A&L Eastern Regional Hotel Manager Alfred Mutua, who has done nothing wrong than to post his photos at foreign airports with a new suitcase every week.

As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This is a Kobbie Mainoo appreciation post 💯

#MUFC || #LIVMUN

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

This dog is a Manchester United fan

[zerochillsBill @zerochills_bill]

😂😂😂but the replies here😂😂🙆

[. @oreo_junkie]

Me at 55 being the life of the party at my mum’s chama meeting