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We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

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Come on, it's Sunday. The Department of Tears is closed.

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Love isn't being made for each other. It's being willing to make things work.

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You can shut yourself in. Then you needn't play any parts, make any gestures, or false faces.

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I'm really not used to people combusting all over me.

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Fuck the Dodgers!

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The light inside you's dim, even by Eastern European standards.

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Which one of you is the ugliest most inbred country son of a bitch here?

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Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. Who's the next motherfucker to go?

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You know what a rebound is? That business of trying to get over one love by bouncing into love with somebody else? It's fine, except the rebound is rarely the real thing... You wind up like an old tennis ball.

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So God is a big invisible lamb beaver, made of... bread?

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Nothing going on here now. That fish he have meeting down below. He tell all other fish there's something not so funny going on.

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These are wax cylinders. 19th century audio recordings. Our collection is bonkers! Here. Mary Todd Lincoln, using the F word. Apparently she saw a moth.

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My god, it's full of stars.

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Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

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She's a chameleon. She changes for whoever she's with. With the guy from the surf shop, she liked her eggs poached. With the guy from the gym, egg whites only. She has no idea who she is.

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Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.

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Thirty seconds, no more Dick! Thirty seconds, no more Dick!

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I don't mind being blind, I'll never have to see ugliness, or poverty, or pollution, or the Chevrolet Nova

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The knife toss isn't your speciality, Melanie. Maybe you should stick to trust as your weapon of mass destruction.

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Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide.