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Emergency contact? No thanks, let me die

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Say what you want about Dick Cheney but gas wasn’t this expensive when he was shooting people in the face with a shotgun.

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All women are part witch

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@lifeofstelynn I think I can take you

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Born on 3rd base thinking you hit a triple

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She’s got Betty Davis eyes
oh, and great tits

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I’m insane not insecure, don’t get it twisted

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@senpaichai Relatable

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“It’s nice to meet you.”

Me: Give it time

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@lifeofstelynn Intrigued

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My DM fee is a roll Zyn’s

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Don’t conceal em, open carry those jugs

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I haven’t flushed my turds in 45 years, that’s prey mentality, I’m a predator

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Millennial : Gun to your head, name a

Me: Nice, blow that shit clean off

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I’ll recycle my own tweets if I feel they didn’t get enough recognition you think I give a shit

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I’ll take this over the heat

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@lifeofstelynn Can you blame it?

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I eat ass like I’m testing a 9V battery

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Always talked about but never confronted

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@happy_honeyboy @FellerYeller 🤝

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I’m a keep it humble wit you dog this account is a complete piece of shit

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Tony Montana: The eyes, Chico they never lie