Alex the Hill Staffer

Conservative Capitol Hill Staffer.
No pic & last name due to my job; not a bot or burner.

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Pinning this Tweet: I was in the Capitol on 1/6; staff, not a protester.

Almost everything you've been told is BS. The people who are so concerned about the future of democracy should be relieved to hear that, but aren't.

My factual accounts are dismissed in favor of hysteria.

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@Alexoo4 @SecretaryBurgum They cleaned a pool. That’s it. That is what you’re upset about.

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@CD50000 @Chicago1Ray No, it would not.

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@MargoinWNC It's not legal to challenge a ballot in CA.

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@RonDeSantis Cheatin ain't easy.

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@DaCoffeeChicory

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@EdKrassen Why is that good? Seriously, why does she deserve reelection?

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@joerussotweets From one Democrat to the next. I’m sure that will work out great for LA.

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@Sturgill_77 @dpe1973 @TheCinesthetic No he didn’t. Good writing covered for him.

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@GarbageHuman24 Those Yiddish titties can’t distract me from seeing Ben’s face.

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@USJewishDems But when I point that out I’m being hateful.

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@sesamestreet Laws are about to change restricting this grooming bullshit.

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@JackPosobiec Micropenis is angry again…

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@ernestdove Dove, tell me I should think about hitting the Mega Millions jackpot tomorrow.

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@WashProbs The first dozen rites of passage I thought of, I’ve done. Most of them career based.

Here’s one: I’ve never walked the Tidal Basin to see the Cherry Blossoms in bloom. 🌸

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@GarbageHuman24 UCLA has a 9% acceptance rate. How is this possible?

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@marklevinshow Sounds like Israel’s problem.

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Men, die for your country, get one day. Suck a dick, you get a whole month.

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@Mets @StJohnsBaseball Did you learn nothing from last season?!? Change your profile picture. No one is going to start watching baseball because you added a 🌈.

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@RepJayapal

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@Georgesantos No one on the Hill will miss her. The most emotionally damaged person to have ever served in Congress.