Chris Thomas

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[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@HawkEmDownChris

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@ColstonStan @Rangers Idk about all that

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@winns_shiesty @Rangers

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Another notch in de Hall of Fame career.

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

And Jackie boy was 10 of those K’s. Hell of a day

[Shawn McFarland @McFarland_Shawn]

MacKenzie Gore, Kumar Rocker and Jack Leiter this series:

18 IP
0 ER
15 K
10 H

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@skostyboi @Rangers “Give their fans a little bit of hope and lose the next 8”

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@MacEngelProf @Cubs @Orioles @Rangers Raffy is my peak legend of childhood.

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@skostyboi Alcoholism and delusion gave gotten me this far

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

Sorry DeGrom. This fatass team can’t land you your own 100th win because we don’t know how to play baseball

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

Idk man. Sure it’s in the win column but giving up 7 runs the day after getting no-hit doesn’t feel like a win to me

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@corydtweets I like Dave 😭

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

This season unforgivably sucks but yall out here ready to kill Skip 50 games in knowing we saw 4 years of Woody and a team who thought this was cooking

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@Rangers__Nation Bro. Just stop. Claw and Antler didn’t die for you to keep clinging to other team’s shit. Be original

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@skostyboi Honestly as long as that RangersNation guy keeps stealing other team’s thing we are going to be condemned to the pits of hell. Also fuck this team rn

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@_marissawhitney Honestly kinda woulda kms if I didn’t know this was the price of one WS win and that this team is diabolically awful

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@Rangers @RangerNationDAL Honestly we have done absolutely nothing to suggest we didn’t deserve this

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

@RangerApologist @joshuahatcher13 $ and options man. Sucks but that’s the way baseball go.

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

10 runs. We going scoreless until the All-Star break

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

Oh no we scored our monthly allotted runs for June already

[Chris Thomas @ZeroDevil5]

Everyone always was ready to shit on Gallo, Deshields, Mazara, Odor, etc but honestly I’d rather see a team that loves playing together lose 100+ than whatever shitbox chum we keep shoveling out since the WS win who hits one run every other week and hate playing together.