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⌫ nsfwtwt mdni

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.

[芬达海 @lizhng17411]

冷知识：

大学生出去租房=打飞机自由

[zero @zeroocage]

saw a girl complaining that a sugar daddy only wanted to send $400 girl i would be happy if someone sent me $10 right now

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

theyre saying being a fat ugly useless loser is the new sexy

[와잉 @oociyu]

난 아직도 이 영상 보면 힘이 남
동시에 4 캬옹캬엉

[˚₊‧ wiileeumm ‧₊˚ @wiileeumm]

hot take: you shouldnt expect people to answer your messages just cause theyre online, sometimes they're lacking the time or energy to have a conversation. posting a story or sending a tweet takes less time/energy than responding to a conversation

[👻 sabreena 👻 @aneerbas]

My hot take is I don’t care if poor people scam rich people out of money

[morty @deeemorty]

My parents knew I was chopped and weird because they were never paranoid about me having sex or getting pregnant like with my sisters. Brutal

[⛷️ @L4yiAgain]

“nobody is coming to save you” also implies that nobody is coming to stop you.

[awm @cyberkith]

my worst fear is genuinely being recorded by meta glasses and ending up in an ig reel

[‏ً @justjargons]

Yes, The minimum wage is meant to be the lowest wage you can live on and afford housing. So, for everyone saying “it's not meant to be that,” yes, it is. That's why it's called the minimum wage.

[HanaBunni @H_bunni07]

Lowkey not built for #nsfwtwt because why are you messaging other girls

[z🎃rp! @zipzapzrp]

i pirate shit even if i can afford it

[lanie @l4nie0]

talking to people romantically and having it not work out makes me feel like a dog at the pound who everyone visits but no one adopts

[ORI ｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+ (3/10) @zzihoonpyo]

I hate how men gets away being ugly but women can't even be slightly hairy for some reason

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

"Whats ur dream job?"
I dont want a job i want my partner to keep me as a pet

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed

[cassie @loveplatonics]

remembering i have to actually do something with my life

[fabi vió a bts @alfafolladora]

dejé mi adicción a tiktok para volver a tener adicción a twitter q cosas