@cultofdusty One time I went someplace in something other than a cover all hazmat suit and this guy said to me "DUDE! You trying to get sexually harassed?"
Some people believe a guy died and came back to life despite no evidence therefore those people celebrate it also we color eggs, eat chocolate and candy for no rational reason to link the 2 things whatsoever.
So eat an deviled egg, jelly beans, and a peep.
#ExplainEasterToAnAlien