Stan 🌻

I like books 📚

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

when nerds clusters came out I said those bastards finally did it

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[Gym Store @gym_store1]

My idea of being rich is being able to go to the gym at 10am.

[ִֶָ @deadptals]

did we ask protein if it wants to be in so many things

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Logging 6 vodka sodas in my fitness pal

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Cannot recommend highly enough that you switch from a defensive “That’s not true about me!” to an offensive “Haha wow you’re bad at reading people”

[elle @itisthegirl]

being asked about taylor frankie paul by my friends and family who don’t watch secret lives of mormon wives

[WOR$T BRIDE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

idk if momtok will survive this

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Listen, you better make sure whatever you need to get done is right in front of you when those ADHD meds kick in. Otherwise you could end up spending 7 hours mapping which Law & Order actors have appeared in every other TV show in an Excel spreadsheet

[Amelia @AmeliaRodrigJan]

They cost an arm and a leg. Navigated beautifully to the perfect punchline

[hunter @3gpmh]

doing a line of hope

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

I have been laughing at this TikTok for 3 minutes straight

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[Stan 🌻 @zesty_gingerr]

@MrPitbull07 I plan weekly and don’t reuse every year because I try to adapt and improve my craft. There isn’t enough hours in a day so I don’t give work when they go on vacation and I don’t have them makeup the work either. Choices have consequences so get a tutor if they can’t keep up now