Edward Zeszutko

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[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

We love a king who knows how to pull out! #Kamala2024

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

@RepMTG your eyes are too close together and that doesn't sit right with me.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Friendly reminder that argyle is a must in any pretentious wardrobe. Bye bye.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Being worried about your bread squishing in a bag gives off republican vibes

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There were at least 3 armed people who came face to face with the gunman yesterday before he murdered 21 people. 3 people with guns could not stop this one person.

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@fairlife is evil

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@fairlife yall are fucking gross. I was brought to tears by a video of how you treat your animals. Absolutely disgusting. Everyone of yall should be treated the why you treat your animals. Scumbags

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Background-I have a leaf blower in my room.
Student- "Can I blow people with the leaf blower?"
Me- "the chair is red"
Student- "what?"
Me- "stupid questions get stupid answers."

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

The amount of times in one day that I have to say get off the table in a middle school is wild.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

This day is lasting forever and its only 11

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Teaching means being exhausted at 1130

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

@radish_spiritt When people ask how I'm doing I just say exhausted 😅

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Middle school is gross. I'm 3 feet from a student and can smell their BO.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Yall. I'm at a country concert that only cost 40 dollars. If you don't hear from me I'm 100% dead but don't worry I died drunk so that means I was at least happy.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

Make sure your teacher friends are OK and if they tell you they are, they're lying 🤣

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

I was subbing a 6th grade class and a shy little girl asked if I was gay and I simply said yeah and then the whole class started to applaud because I was their first openly gay teacher 😅 it's it's the little things.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

I asked a kid if he's fine having all 0s and and F on his progress report and he said "yeah, it's only the first quarter"

A winner if I've ever seen one.

[Edward Zeszutko @zeszutko]

These kids boughta learn today

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It's funny how people would rather get fired than get a vaccine. Aren't you the same ones who want to limit unemployment? Kinda shooting yourself in the foot but you do you I guess 🤷‍♂️