Kaichou 会長

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

You could literally grind Japanese to N1 on Sottaku, pivot to grad stats at Keio, land the LNG desk at JERA as the deranged gaijin who knows everything about Polish natural gas, buy that 2LDK at Mita Garden Hills, DM the girl from 三田会 whose dad is on the Mitsui 二木会, first few dates at Sushi Saito, spend summers at the family’s Karuizawa house, then get the LP intros over New Year's osechi,

but you will not.

[Lauris @lzminsky]

You could literally just read economics at the LSE, sit Part III at Cambridge and stay on for the PhD in stochastic filtering, get a seat at a Berkeley Square macro pod that runs a bigger gilt book than half the primary dealers, buy the four-bed lateral at Clarges overlooking Green Park, dm the girl whose brother was your mate from the LSE Investment Society and whose father was Chief Treasurer at Yukos, first dates at 5 Hertford Street, shooting weekends at the Highland estate the family bought in ’06, get the LP intro over Sunday roast,

but you will not.

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@frandalorian @Howlingmutant0 There's no such thing, Fran

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@hayeon553 @anpaure LOL why are we putting shit on Aryas now

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@henloitsjoyce I don’t really know how I’d change it. Seems accurate

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@PaulKlayVC Paul, reached out over DMs 👍

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@edgefills The Left Party won big today on class struggle/rent freeze in Berlin today as well. Brutal

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@jkc_847 @tafphorisms Yeah my immediate thought

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@hayeon553 This is unemployment time Fs

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@eternal_fjord @sibune_lnz Is it enough to not want these communities and cultures to be consumed by the darkness

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@tkisrage Future taught me how to love

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@Cornpipey @NuBeeLuna @LeeKuanYimby Me

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@SCHIZO_FREQ Brutal to go through 2010s songs and realize how badly fucked they were by the radio

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@Cornpipey @NuBeeLuna @LeeKuanYimby Noon to 4pm are the natural highest outputs of the day anywhere. If you aren’t working at those times you are a bum

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@zagrebbi Very fast-growing, heavily Indian city in Texas

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@hayeon553 Never yuria yourself

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@tichoruch @eugyppius1 For what it's worth, Polymarket showed them totally collapse over the last hour

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@NuBeeLuna @LeeKuanYimby HOURS bro. At noon. You’ve wasted the day

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@eugyppius1 Makes sense thanks

[Kaichou 会長 @zetsurui]

@eugyppius1 What explains the discrepancy? Are they below or above?