Sam

Site Reliability Engineer by day, asleep by night. He/Them. @zeumrynpriv

[Shadow Wizard Tranny Gang @eveisthebastard]

were rhodesians legally required to wear these gay ass shorts or did they all just decide to

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Makes you think :/

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

wow I never realized she speaks almost like trump. almost identical cadences. I see why they hate each other. its a highlander type situation

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

Troye giving Ghislaine

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

They had GMTV at 8:26 and onboarding new starters at 9:00

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

One my favorites

[re: emma @evemmore]

I am the security guard who yelled at that child for looking at chappell roan and I will do it again . my name is emerald fennell

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I feel like pH paper is the ultimate litmus test for whether a substance is acidic or not

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

She started twisting her foot on that toe

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

When I look at my eBird alerts and see someone reported a slightly rare bird in a slightly wrong habitat

[Frances Lorenz @frances__lorenz]

posting in my work Slack every day: "nooo, I just tried to get Claude to do a task for me and it failed sooo bad, in a way that was actually really difficult to notice unless you're a human with the experience that I have. Like, probably unless you're literally me. This sucks!"

[die ene schijtmongool in de club 😎 @pansjekever]

american learning the dutch word for citizen: so imagine a burger

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

DevOps Engineer

[chars evil twin 🇮🇲 @sweet_laughfish]

@jay_dogg83 Her name is Jeth