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[vïc @zeusbabie]

🤔 https://t.co/tMrrIuD3wL

[vïc @zeusbabie]

I’m crying but it’s in a cool way https://t.co/DVlrBjolmP

[jorge @its_jorhey]

i'm not crying you're crying

[vïc @zeusbabie]

I heard our virginity is resetting due to the new year and I just want to point out that half of my friends still wouldn’t be considered virgins on only the 7th day of this great year and I also want to point out I have great friends.

[vïc @zeusbabie]

I got jokes for days tf https://t.co/taRUrXxbW2

[Eric Scott @Ericbrianscott]

Ugly girls are the new wave. They put in way more effort & are funnier

[vïc @zeusbabie]

That’s what she said. https://t.co/ETIIdLqMYG

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@freedombIack This tweet attacked me

[vïc @zeusbabie]

This bitch drunk https://t.co/JWcfEi2hSp

[zayn @zaynmalik]

1/1/2018 2+0+1+8=11

[vïc @zeusbabie]

And so is Harrys cuffed jeans in your profile pic but I mean https://t.co/TMXFaKL9ZC

[vïc @zeusbabie]

This girls legs open faster around people than an automatic door. https://t.co/3wETgKogkb

[vïc @zeusbabie]

I look like two different people in selfies & irl so if I ever go missing & they use a selfie as my go by pic I'm gonna be shit out of luck

[vïc @zeusbabie]

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

[vïc @zeusbabie]

Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me.

Shocked and upset.

[vïc @zeusbabie]

"Literally will you fucking stop"

'wha - I'm not doing anything'

"Yes you are, you're doing that annoying ass thing where you breathe"

[vïc @zeusbabie]

"I need to go take a walk to clear my mind" *opens google street view*

[vïc @zeusbabie]

Probably https://t.co/uGuJWORIsx

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@royaInewt ...

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@royaInewt I'm listening

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@royaInewt @rejectsmalfoy it's whatever though I know where I'm no longer wanted

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@royaInewt @rejectsmalfoy because I love you princess and I thought we had something and you were supposed to just know these things

[vïc @zeusbabie]

@royaInewt @rejectsmalfoy but mine have been on for you since day one so uh like