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[Stone Cold Jane Austen @fleurdeliqueur]

Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things"

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase.. you either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[Minh Thư @minhhcx]

Ya’ll I just found out what body count means. This entire time I thought it meant how much you weigh and I always answered 119 FML🤯🤯🤯

[adam @brokeangeI]

me: hi

local girl waiting for her food at buffalo wild wings: ✨🌸good vibes and french fries🌸✨

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??”

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website]
me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage

[jules @imaybstupidbut]

me at my most powerful, strutting into work 3 minutes early, WITH an iced coffee in hand

[James @CaucasianJames]

“i was born in the wrong generation” bro you can’t even make it to panda express without your gps

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

well i’ve been afraid of changing
cause i built my life around you
but time makes you bolder
even children get older
and i’m getting older too.........

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

jonathan from queer eye wrote this

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

im always DTF
(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

[James @CaucasianJames]

who started the rumor that i can do basic math

[Big Dawg™ @JvM6rmon]

U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Master Nacho u had been saving for the finale

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

oh thats ur girl.....??🤔🤔🤔 why she just hit me with her car then 😳😂😂😂