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[🌞 @zeyner26]

@dronedoommetal Literally made me wonder if posters are getting paid an ungodly amount with an ironclad NDA to promote these disgusting (and swagless) oligarchs

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@jonesingforwhat LMAOOOO he was like what have I done

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@FLOTUS We know you ain’t typin all that

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@jakeonrails @CTAhey4 I’m dead this is an amazing analogy

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

when you watch a movie and some catastrophic failure happens in some system and the computer says like "containment breached" and you're like well how bad could it be if the UX has a specific error state for that flow

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@WeenieHutWhat @bud_bandit @finestsoup why not? hipsters were (and arguably still are) the majority subculture and they got a name

[🌞 @zeyner26]

lowkey…

[ash b. pebble @sentientGirlx]

hey girl. i noticed you’ve never posted a political infographic on your instagram story. are you a nazi?

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

If i was a teacher id print shit like this and put it on my wall

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Getting kind of scared thinking about how many people are completely disillusioned about parts of life they’ve never actually experienced and are only acquainted with via tiktok stories and fictional reddit posts

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@mikeofficial The Mexicans who are like “I’m Spanish” and their ancestors have been in Mexico for generations

[Jeff Park @dgt10011]

“OpenAI is a nonprofit that now wants a federal backstop guarantee for all new capex investments but also wants to IPO at $1Tn next year for its exclusive shareholders”

And you wonder why Mamdani was elected in a landslide

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Oh no we’re about to lose 50 fat guys who are scared of taking the subway and order Raising Cane’s delivery to their office in midtown every day while podcasting about diarrhea and white NBA players

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

D+57 town in Vermont with “hate has no home here!” signs in the town square

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Taylor Lana and Lorde all released underwhelming music this year and guess who wasn’t in the credits

[🌞 @zeyner26]

@alibrooke4ever It’s so sad I don’t even find her acting that wonderful anymore bc she cannot move her face :( no hard feelings was rough

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?

Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out

I think the deeper question how have we allowed the normalization of his posts to go without similar scrutiny

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

About an hour after The NY Times Epstein article was published, let’s fuckin go