The Zenlawyer

I am nothing and Everything

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Is it just me or is milk becoming less and less milky?

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

If you’re still picking at 43, you’ve apparently been picking nonsense

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

I wish…

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

This is not what Gani Fawehinmi fought for mehn

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

VeryDarkMan arrives now at the ongoing Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) Annual General Conference in Rivers State….. be like say na only online people no like VDM🌚

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

Henceforth, before we pay for any conference, NBA must furnish us with the list of speakers and entertainers.

It is arrant nonsense to pay for a conference of that magnitude and be met with a character like VDM .

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

I am beyond appalled.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Lawyers taking pictures and videos with VeryDarkMan at the ongoing Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) Annual General Conference (AGC) 2026 in Rivers State.

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

You can’t call yourself learned and be made to sit down and listen to VDM

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Not that I had high expectations from a Yoruba NBA President

[Nigerian Affairs Journal @NigAffairs]

President Tinubu receives Mrs Oyinkansola Badejo-Okusanya SAN, President-Elect of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), at the Presidential Villa.

She was accompanied to the meeting by some senior lawyers and other lawyers who were on her campaign team.

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

@winexviv He should be in jail for forgery

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

NDC tickets right now 📈

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

Unopposed ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Soludo’s son needs to sue

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

Big Brother Naija Ex-Housemate, Omashola👀

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Bad news for Arsenal fans

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

I have been sent from the future to tell you all that PSG will win this year’s UCL

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Lemao

[Rofiat is happy @whoisroffy]

I need recommendations for a very cracked backend forward fullstack person.
Pay is 500k, there is HMO as well and it is fully remote

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

I bet the owners of Bon bread don’t eat Bon bread

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

This is an indicator of the right place to Japa to. Better bookmark

[TheCableIndex @thecableindex]

Nigerians in the UK sent the most money home in 2023

1. United Kingdom 🇬🇧: $12.38bn
2. United States 🇺🇸: $2.20bn
3. Canada 🇨🇦: $1.18bn
4. Malaysia 🇲🇾: $853.67m
5. Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦: $723.20m
6. Libya 🇱🇾: $710.50m
7. United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪: $228.38m
8. Italy 🇮🇹: $215.16m
9. Sudan 🇸🇩: $123.58m
10. South Africa 🇿🇦: $73.21m

This data represents inward personal transfers by country of origin

<NBS, CBN, TheCableIndex>
#TheCableIndex

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

Who the heck is her stylist

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ayra Starr arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

The Game is gone

[TMZ @TMZ]

Retired p*rn star Asia Carrera passes the Texas bar to become an attorney. https://t.co/jrxukYLR3S

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

You need to sit with Ohakim for beer.

[Dr. HM Okpanachi🇳🇬(MBBS) @Dr_statesman]

Southeast is the only region in Nigeria where a sitting governor has never lost reelection since 1999, no matter how poor they performed. Funny enough, they are the ones who want to remove a sitting president.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Jeanette and I join our Christian brothers and sisters to reflect on the ultimate sacrifice of Jesus Christ which made a way for us to live with Him in Eternity.

[The Zenlawyer @zeynlawyer]

This guy is such a grifter . Every word that comes out of is mouth is poison