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[z @zfzgrx]

Okay fellas, you know the drill #WWIII

[Tesla @Tesla]

The 2023 Holiday Update rolls out next week

Here’s what’s coming...

Custom Lock Sounds
Replace the horn lock sound of your vehicle with another sound—like a screaming goat 🐐

LAN Party on Wheels
Play your favorite games on the rear touchscreen 🎮

Rear Screen Bluetooth Headsets
Parents, rejoice. Rear passengers can now use wireless Bluetooth headphones when watching shows or playing games on the rear screen

Apple Podcasts
Listen to millions of the world’s most popular podcasts @ApplePodcasts

Tesla App Trip Planner
Use the Tesla mobile app to plan a multi-stop trip and send it to your vehicle

Speed Cameras on Route
Navigation now includes speed cameras, stop signs & traffic lights

Automatic 911 Calls
Your vehicle will automatically call 911 if an accident triggers the airbags

Blind Spot Indicators
The blind spot camera will alert you with red shading when your turn signal is on and a car is detected in your blind spot

More Live Sentry Cameras
When viewing vehicle surroundings from the Tesla app, you'll now have access to the left and right pillar cameras for a total of 7 angles

Light Show
Enjoy a thunderous new Light Show called 'The Arrival'

Castle Doombad
Castle Doombad is now available in the Tesla Arcade—plus updates to Beach Buggy, Polytopia & Vampire Survivors

High Fidelity Park Assist
See a 3D reconstruction of your surroundings while parking

*Availability varies by model and location

[z @zfzgrx]

my toxic trait is that I subconsciously believe I am in a reality show at all all times

[z @zfzgrx]

I don’t trust bitches who say “I’m an open book” Bc they have never had trust issues and I just can’t trust that

[z @zfzgrx]

I hate a “show your work” kind of math teacher like girl worry about solving ur own problems

[z @zfzgrx]

Direct Deposit: $1400
Me to my landlord: I’m going to be late again this month.

[z @zfzgrx]

Just thought about how people who use Porta Potty’s don’t wash their hands. And y’all wonder why we are in a pandemic.

[KEVJ ♒️ @melanatedho]

Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell crack, can’t do shit in America

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[z @zfzgrx]

@DriveWendys @tiredwhiteboy He was just casually in front of on coming traffic 🤷🏻‍♂️

[carlii @baarrlaa]

can’t wait to walk down the aisle:

[z @zfzgrx]

@GeauxSauvage @macy24anderson Girls who want this still live in there home town deep in the south

[z @zfzgrx]

@usam_a

[z @zfzgrx]

Was with this girl last night and she texted and told me to get tested, so does anyone know where they are testing for corona?

[z @zfzgrx]

@alisonnicolem It really do

[z @zfzgrx]

my future kids:
“Dad can you tell us a story🥺”

me: “yeah so once upon a time there was this bitch Rachel who took this other girl off the schedule...”

[z @zfzgrx]

@RiceGum plz don’t make us wait, delete it now

[z @zfzgrx]

@BlakeTruds just mine

[♛ @kingallenn]

Me breaking my neck when that draft letter comes in the mail #WWIII

[z @zfzgrx]

@alfietempleman sorry I didn’t hear you down there