Zach Gelfand

*scats*

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

Oweeee if aint a contest. @Thunderclaww u inspyr me
#LilithIsComing #DiabloPromo

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@the_CornStation do you do catering?? Would love to have you for a gig! DM me!

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@wizzair I'm trying to buy a flight from you, but the website won't let me proceed until I register...but it keeps crashing everytime I try and put my birthday in!!! Thankfully @Ryanair has a flight for only $30 more 👋

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

And yes, we all had the first 2 on paperback

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

An entire generation knows exactly what these blurry books are in the background of your zoom

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@leohdear What a shot

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

Just rewatched Inception … i think I got it guys

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

A Few Good Mensches (1992)

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

Real quick, what is CATS?

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@ConstantlyGus I hear crypto is the next big thing

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@USGS Spoke with Amber this morning who was great! Unfortunately, we couldn't get to the bottom of it :/ Not sure what's up with the checkout screen. Keeps telling me URL is not there after hitting continue to next step. Thanks for the reply though!

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@USGS Is your online store down? I'm trying to give you money, but every time I try to Checkout it says URL is unavailable :(

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

As a kid, you'd get boo'd for choosing "truth" in Truth or Dare. As an adult, you'd get boo'd for choosing "dare" because now we actually have things to get embarrassed by

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

Any time my mom has to wait for something after checking in there comes a point when no matter how busy they are “they forgot about us”

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

Wait, so after all that people were like "let's do it again and again and again?????"

[Variety @Variety]

The Kate McKinnon #JoeExotic series, an adaptation of the Wondery podcast of the same name, will air only on NBCUniversal’s Peacock streaming service. But it’s not the only #TigerKing series in development... https://t.co/Hs1IQRDAhq

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@billiamburgess shoulda coulda won that one

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@PamChowda Blair Witch Mtn.

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

IDEA: @Spotify playlist that is made whenever someone texts you a song. So whenever you click on the link it adds. Cause you never listen to it when they send it. Feel free to take

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@Ngelfs ayyyyyy

[Zach Gelfand @zgelfs]

@Thunderclaww Congrats tho!!!