Of course you find Santa attractive. He's a generous, kind, hyper-responsible figure that projects emotionally-available masculinity combined with a strong sense of right and wrong, a dedication to his work, and a wood shop. Plus he likes cookies.
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Had a great day full of social activities. Now it's apparently time for my brain to go over absolutely everything I said and did and tell me what I did wrong.
Thanks brain, really appreciate it.