Zane Gray

Comedy magician and empowerment speaker. Zane is a business strategist, and a serial entrepreneur who keeps audiences entertained and inspired.

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Crap. My internet just went down (aka my neighbors just changed their password) #realproblems #neighbors #notagain #ugh

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

If dentists make $$ from our unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a toothpaste 4 out of 5 of them recommend? #marketinggenius #entrepreneur

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

My 6 year old daughter thinks flowers look like... Well... You figure it out! #Ilovemykids #kidsarefunny

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

My favorite Evil Step Daughters! #stepkidsarecrazy #goofballs https://t.co/fBnb6UkSz4

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Yep. They stole my phone and took selfies. But they didn't expect me to post them! Ha! #EvilOne… https://t.co/QInEBdObeR

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Dear fork, I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. Love, Spoon. P.S. He has your hair. #MothersDay

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Uncoachable entrepreneurs: "I reject your reality and substitute my own." #entrepreneurproblems #coachable #reality

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first! #MothersDay #ThanksMom

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

I just discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be bitten by a snake or if a stick just touched my foot. #snakes=thedevil

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

I found it everyone! The place we go after getting discombobulated! Thank you Milwaukee airport!

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

People keep telling me that our bodies are temples. Mine's not. Mine is a maximum security prison for fat. #realproblems #Ilovedoughnuts

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Someone asked me, "Who was my favorite person to do magic for?" Here is an idea. #KarlMalone #bestpowerforwardever

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

If you worry too much about your job, stop it! You're not paid enough to worry!

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

I was thinking of writing a book "The guide to better shop lifting" but then...who the hell is gonna buy it? #entrepreneurproblems

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

I was invited to come to yoga today. Let's be honest... reaching under the couch for something is the closest I will ever get to yoga

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

After much study I've determined that the phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0 percent success rate. #entrepreneur #maelle

[Mark Herre♛ @seogame]

Leaving now #1mc Provo w/ Kim Flynn @entrepre_simp https://t.co/N55IPM09xN
Get your breakfast on w/ @bigdoornetwork

[1 Million Cups Provo @1MillionCupsPRO]

.@entrepre_simp travels around the country teaching entrepreneurs how to build their businesses by fixing mistakes. #1MC

[1 Million Cups Provo @1MillionCupsPRO]

It's going to be a great #1MC morning tomorrow w/@entrepre_simp & @beehivebazaar! See you there. #entrepreneurship https://t.co/X1RcgTEJEM

[Zane Gray @zgraymagic]

Without Charity we are nothing. The pure love of Christ. How can we all be more charitable?