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The guy on the couch

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@WYDITS He made the biggest publicly disclosed donation to charity ever - this is how he makes money to do things like that. If he donates his net worth he’d lose ownership of his companies and his donations would stop forever. What do you suggest? Maybe you’re looking at it wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@natebridges51 How did it lift off the ground then lol

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@ZacksJerryRig You do realize that smart investors buy the stock before the event and sell when it happens. It’s called buying the hype and selling the news.

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@eurofounder Isn’t that the governments job? Should MacDonalds be building rail networks too? I’m confused

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@vhsliberal Nerd

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@Linahuaa I’m sorry but this is a retarded thing to say.. you’re trying to give credit to companies for doing something they’ve never done by saying they “could have” done it. By that logic, I “could have” done it too I just have more incentive to sit on the couch and watch TV😂

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@Thebiglade Exercise 💯. Nobody hunts or gathers their food, builds their own houses, or runs from predators on a daily basis anymore so there’s no life threatening reason to burn calories, thus we lie around, watch tv, vegetate, and feel anxious/depressed.

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@MissxJannfer Mmm I think the safe rule is divide your age by 2 then add 7, so 30 / 2 = 15 + 7 = 22. I think it’s fine. Don’t stand in the way of love 😂 besides, if a man can become a woman and compete against biological women then why are we judging a 30 year old for dating a 23 year old lol

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@50cent How lame is officer Ricky for hitting a woman out of jealousy😂

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@FearedBuck @fox_sheldon Bitch move @RickRoss, hitting a woman cuz you’re jealous is some bitch shit. You ain’t a boss, you a bitch. And you BEEN the wackest rapper in the game.

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@gvbe7_ If you smoke CBD tho you dream super vivid

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@4gottnHistory Honestly if it’s a boat I think it’s safe to say it’s the Ark referenced in Genesis. It’s the same length and in the same place stated in Genesis. Whether anything else in the story is true, who knows, but if it’s a boat - this is what inspired the myth for sure

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@ChonkiestChonks @dom_lucre Grandaaaaaad🤦‍♂️🤣 yeah big time man. They didn’t have science to explain things either so it was “God”(the god of the gaps). Now a days when we can’t explain something we see, it’s aliens😂 which frankly is more plausible!

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@carleton_meehan @dom_lucre I like that👽🛸

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@ChonkiestChonks @dom_lucre Could be based on a true flood story. Variations of Noah’s ark are like 18,000 years old. The gods and miracles like 2 of every animal are no doubt false, but maybe reflect his perception and intentions. I don’t think it’s necessarily fiction - maybe mistook his intuition for god

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@UAPWixy I was ready to be disappointed, and now I’m disappointed lol

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[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@overclassifiedx Womp womp

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[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@BrentScher https://t.co/ZdWHFyQpeJ

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[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@BrentScher I bet you $100 it’s not ufo disclosure. Take my bet?

[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@MAGA_Aliens https://t.co/ZdWHFyQpeJ

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[Guy @zGuyOnTheCouch]

@MAGA_Aliens Wanna bet? $100 says this ain’t about disclosure