thinking back it was Not Normal that my first ever boss asked me if i liked fish because i was japanese. “cuz like sushi?” What……you might be gay but you’re still white omg
👤 what about your girlfriend... oh, wait, i probably shouldn't ask. you're an idol
🦊 i don't have one. i really don't
👤 that's what you're supposed to say
👤 do you have a type?
🦊 my type?
👤 someone nice? what about looks? do looks matter?
🦊 … do you like mint chocolate by any chance?
👤 i freaking love it
🦊 really?
👤 yeah
🦊 we finally found something we have in common
👤 something in common? i used to be on team mint chocolate
🦊 i'm team mint chocolate, too
👤 really? i love it so much. i carry toothpaste around to snack on
🦊 okay... that's a bit of a stretch
👤 oh, you've figured me out. you're catching on to me pretty fast
😭😭😭😭😭😭