rejoice zharare

[Big💪🏽Shona🇿🇼Guy @le_big_ash]

Was having a discussion with my uncle & telling him how I’m a bit sceptical of marriage bc of the alarming divorce rates these days and his response was “thousands of planes fly everyday but you only hear of the ones that crash,don’t let that stop you from flying”
I felt it😭

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

I walked into the pharmacy and discovered Gaviscon is $55.

I drank some water and my tummy is now fine.

I ❤️ Zim 🇿🇼

[Big💪🏽Shona🇿🇼Guy @le_big_ash]

Zim parents will have 2 kids in boarding school,1 in uni apa vachichengeta mumwe mwana wamainini+rent,utility bills etc with a total income of like $1000(RTGS futi)
Zim parents are the real ninjas guys,musanyeperwe,I'd like to learn their ways, and you'll never see them fight😂🙌

[Tito Mboweni @tito_mboweni]

Let us vote on this. Should I or should I not hand over my Twitter account to the Pretoria mandarins or not. In other words should THEY tweet for me! I think this is undemocratic. What do you think?

[ℂℍ𝕀 𝔾𝔸𝔽𝔸 𓃵 @MervynMacool]

*ROORA*
(1)mapfukudza dumbu $100
(2) mafuta ehumai 50litres
(3) fuel yehubaba 200litres
(4)makandinzwa nani $345
(5)mafuta edanga 30litres
(6)tsvakirai kuno $432
(7)makandinzwa nani 453litres fuel
😂😂😂😂😂
Ndofa ndiri bhachura

[Chihera @myfavcolorisRED]

The rise of this nation is inspiring. Hope to see Zimbabwe like this done day

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

My team is just so wonderful because we are the Arsenal. Vamwe vese how are you? Man U, are you well?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

To be fair to Putin...

Just because one of the men who poisoned the Skripals was a Russian intelligence operator, it does not mean he was acting under orders. He may have really been an architectural tourist, who then decided at the last minute to do some freelance poisoning

[Prof Thuli Madonsela #KindnessBuilds @ThuliMadonsela3]

Don’t dispair when your efforts don’t instantly yield the results you want and know that good things are the fruit of patience

[Dr. Bill Winston @DrBillWinston]

Faith is completely dependent on your level of revelation. To develop another level of faith, you have to go to another level of revelation.

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

...Meanwhile, Pork Pie, the Reserve Meat Governor, has been condemned for substituting air for meat.

His argument that meat equals air is no longer acceptable to the masses who wanted their meat back.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Don't worry. One day, some of the people that are dismissing you, not giving you credit, trying to make you feel less than are going to want what you have. God is preparing a table before you in the presence of your enemies.

[Lance Guma @LanceGuma]

“We require $51 million to deal with Cholera nationwide and $12 million to restore water and sewer reticulation in Zimbabwe,” Local Government Minister July Moyo.

How much did GOVT spend on cars for chiefs?
Mnangagwa billboards?
Private jet for Grace Mugabe?

[SABC News @SABCNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Environment Affairs Minister, Edna Molewa has passed away

[Jessie F. Majome @JessieFMajome]

I am elated that after lobbying Gvt for 6 yrs, it will now outlaw child marriages and enforce mandatory stiff sentencing for rape and other GBV crimes #SONA2018 https://t.co/9GfKmn1IO4

[Chipo Dendere @drDendere]

Words that do not enhance your argument (feel free to add)
Stupid, idiot, benzi, hure, whore, prostitute, unopenga, you’re ugly, you should be killed or raped, unorwara, unorwara, crazy

Challenge yourself - try putting your point across without using the above

[Linda Tsungirirai Masarira @lilomatic]

After a thorough introspection of the toxicity of 2018 elections, I want to apologize to those I have hurt intentionally &unintentionally. Zimbabwe elections have always been emotive we lose our senses &forget about Ubuntu. Elections are over its time to restore factory settings.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Our statement on the passing of Senator John McCain: