Zack Harris

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

@Garrettisatool They're taking over the whole world man!

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Can't forget a thriving economy and a shitload of jobs https://t.co/QhXD5KS1FV

[Joe Wallace @Garrettisatool]

Why does everyone have suck a hard on for Colorado?

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

33,000 gun deaths a year in US

"Don't talk about guns"

31 cases of voter impersonation since 2000

"Voter fraud!"

[Mark Kornblau @MarkKornblau]

Never imagined a day when I would think to myself, "it is beneath my dignity to respond to the President of the United States."

[Josh Rodriguez @joshrod40806205]

The Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather fight is fixed. You heard it hear first. Don't say I didn't warn you. Conor wins via TKO guaranteed

[Will Jensen @StateChamp11QB]

Lol are you kidding me? #14? What a joke https://t.co/omLVgRSLt8

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

@OTedward All I see is "wish I was a boner too"

[UWRF Campus Rec @UWRFRec]

Looking for an on-campus job for this fall? We're hiring! 4 days left to apply! http://t.co/g5LHApJHkw

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

So there's a dude jacking off at the bus stop.....

[Feather @featherofficial]

How many people do you think have cried to Daniel Powder's "Bad Day" in their car on the way home from work?

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Meeting title: Christmas Movie & Pizza #BestJobEver

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

I'm not gonna complain about a bonus check #christmasmiracle

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Punk goes pop 6 is out? I know what I'm doing at work today

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Holy shit. This lions-dolphins game though

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

This #Lions defensive line is just plain SCARY

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

The Room is the greatest movie of our generation #ohhimark

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

I reeeeeeeeally hope I didn't just tear my bicep

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

I have absolutely no desire to do my homework right now

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Honestly who tokes up in line to ride wild thing?

[Zack Harris @zharris09]

Seriously though. I feel like I'm back in middle school #children