zhay :P

pootin and tootin

[👼 @xtsygirll]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[zhay :P @zhayilaa]

almost quit my job 20 times today

[micheal @godsb0y]

stayed 30 minutes late at work

[manuel @manwelllb_]

how it feels trying to take other people’s feelings into account when nobody gaf abt u

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

how it feels

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[soren @tsubiclub]

we get high we get fat

[jess🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @twenty6signs]

White people are really on a new level of crazy

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

tweeting while i'm at work

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

“do you have snapchat”

[jes @peestains]

oliver tree

[birdie @asifoncue]

Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes

[luca @jussawhole]

I hate being employed during pride month

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

He’s gathered enough emotional data from the rest of the group and is adapting

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

He tickling that twat!