Joseph Ng

I write stuff. Undefeated in professional boxing since 1991.

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

What a day

What a lovely day

[Baldur's Gate 3 @baldursgate3]

It’s party time!

Baldur’s Gate 3 is out now on PC. Enjoy the adventure!

Steam: https://t.co/EDUcvjRWaZ
GOG: https://t.co/o4jfgTOFEZ

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

Got my tickets and I'm still not sure if I'm ready to be completely annihilated by OPPENHEIMER.

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

@zeearrgunn Aw shoot I got mine in the opposite order

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

I'm just gonna go and read the books I bought but haven't touched since 2013. Let me know where to find y'all.

[Effi The Source Saharudin @1Obefiend]

Kita masyarakat yang sakit.

Gaji rendah bila minta tinggi yang hamba kapitalis defend kapitalis "aku dulu ok je survive"

Tak mahu ada bully di sekolah. Senior dah tua kapak cakap "aku dulu kena sepak ok je".

Masyarakat sakit. Tak mahu kurangkan sakit generasi depan.

[peregrine 𓆝 ⋆. reading wc @seaperegrines]

I just spent 40 minutes crying in the qrts so felt obligated to add one too. this work kills me every time I see it

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

@ithayla Thank you!! I keep getting ITYSL recommended to me as "one of the funniest shows ever made" but 3 episodes later I'm still like ??? I don't get it

All power to everyone else who finds the show hilarious though

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

I was going to retweet this without comment but then the first two replies made me cry-laugh for ten minutes straight.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

Start writing the book. It has a 0% chance of survival. The years and obstacles ahead of it are nearly insurmountable, the psychic pain will be significant, and the journey is almost guaranteed to be financially worthless. We're writers. We don't do math. Take the shot.

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

@s_chew Thanks Sandee! It's a wild ride for sure

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

So it has finally happened to me. Double boosted, masked up everywhere I went, stayed away from social gatherings - all it took was lunch with a colleague who came to work despite not feeling well.

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

@charsiewspace Thanks for the tip!

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

Second day: woke up thinking I felt better and was on the way to a full recovery.

COVID: lol you thought

Had headaches like I've never had headaches before, and my body burned like it was being fried. 3 doses of paracetamol and counting. Managed to actually eat something though

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

First day: woke up feeling like my body's been pushed through a roller. Extreme fatigue. Could barely muster the energy to eat or drink. Spent most of the day fading in and out of consciousness thinking "I should figure out how to get to a doctor".

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

"According to all known laws of narrative construction, there is no way that the spider-verse movies should be this good..."

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

Can't stop thinking about ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE and how good it is. You'd think a movie crammed with so many different artstyles, grappling with such huge concepts, juggling so many characters and beats, would be a complete mess - but it's nothing short of a masterpiece.

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

More like Everything, Everywhere, All the Awards amirite guys

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

@Nicksgameplan Amen amen amen

[Joseph Ng @zhenyee]

Coming out here to remind everyone that EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE is the greatest Chinese New Year movie of all time.