Andy Szszzzzz...

Big, (Liverpool) Red, Off my head. Techmonkey Dad who wishes he could play guitar and football. Likes Giant Robots, Comic Books, Dutch Music and Whisky.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Big 6 refereeing in full flow. Chelsea vs Fulham goal not given. so this was a penalty to Man Utd a few years ago•

[slbsn @slbsn]

How is it careless challenge? He's in possession of the ball. Bonkers

[Joe Bloggs @redsu]

Joke of a decision #pgmolfailagain

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

#WIN a custom LED neon sign from Hull-based Victoria Prints @hullwhatson 👇
https://t.co/58VUl8MvOe

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

Crazily, this just got reposted by someone, so it's saved me a job finding my original upstairs to let @dundeey @dundeey_art take a proper peep!

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@Golby_mkII On this Valnetine's Day, blow a kiss to Kei Zama... or kiss Prowl's face... or Tarn's face... or just GIVE ME YOUR FACE!! XD

(P.S. Kei is THE best!)

[John McEvoy @jmcevoy_2]

Terrorism:
- spraying paint on RAF planes

Not terrorism:
- shooting children in the head
- creating largest cohort of child amputees in the world
- leaving babies to die in ICU beds
- starving an entire population
- bombing hospitals and universities
- assassinating journalists

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@Chris78Williams I'm the first to bitch at clubs throwing good money away after bad (see the brummie who went to city for similar wedge), but here we are ostensibly signing up a talent that could be one of the best in the world for the next decade!

£10m a season for what he can bring in? Bargain

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@CMG3432 I was in the 4-12 range for the better part of 2015-2020.

Then something went a bollock and now I've got next to no chance - to get back up to that I'd have to be 5%*4 levels of lucky - what's that, 0.0006% of getting back to 4 credits?

Thank frigg for autocup at least.

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@Rory_Bond Horrible bosses are horrible 'shock'... imagine keeping your workforce 'informed'! What could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@jsexton24 Up there with £6m for 'England's Kevin Stewart'...

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@Rory_Bond I've experienced this first hand and heard it no end of times - the ticket office 'as an entity' is a friggin' shambles; the people in it however, absolute heroes and legends that fight the system and make it all better for us!

One day, LFC will make their lives easy... one day!

[Robert G @RobGutmann]

@Reyekr Yep. We can be delighted for Enrique, love his team and how intelligently it’s been built and still remain cognisant of the ‘unnatural’ economic power PSG the institution has.

[Andy Heaton @Andrew_Heaton]

Talks about courage but disables replies

Coward

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

GB News, "If Net Zero is so blessed, why does the UK have the most expensive energy?"

Dr Rupert Read, "The energy companies are ripping us off"

GB News, "Centrica, parent company of British Gas said Net Zero will not reduce prices"

Dr Rupert Read, "Centrica is one of the companies ripping you off, obviously they're not going to tell you the truth"

"Just like GB News won't tell you the truth because you're owned by Paul Marshall who is a fossil fuel magnate"

"You're playing the tune your boss wants you to play"

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

Reminds me of my old gaffer's best dad-joke he'd pull out in the salesroom at our lil IT place back in the day:

Customer: Want printers do you have?
Boss: We've got HP, Epson, Canon...

Customer: Any others? Do you carry Oki?
Boss: 🎶PLEEEEASE RELEASE ME, LET ME GOOOO!!🎶

[Max @MFRP92]

Barclays in the wild

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@MightyRed_LFC Going to bits in 102... Final whistle was something else!

[Andy Szszzzzz... @zhgingaah]

@Chris78Williams @TheAthleticFC @TimSpiers Wondered how long it would take for someone to call him out on his bullshit...

Answer: Not long at all! Bravo, Chris!

(Up the piss-boiling reds!)

[The Third Kit @The_Third_Kit]

Arsenal are getting a lot of stick for how poor this effort was, but in fairness to them it’s not their fault. Liverpool have never done a Tifo before so they had nothing to copy.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Information they cannot control is always the enemy of the autocrat. Authoritarians refuse to disclose data, they blind the watchers and lie reflexively for this reason. It’s power. Amazon simply publishing the facts is "hostile" because the truth is hostile.